Top Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash
People who don't attend church often give some rather interesting reasons for not
doing so. To show the weaknesses of those excuses, here is a list called "10
Reasons Why I Never Wash."
- I was forced to wash as a child.
- People who wash are hypocrites - they think they are cleaner than others.
- There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which is right.
- I used to wash, but it got boring.
- I wash only on Christmas or Easter.
- None of my friends wash.
- I'll start washing when I'm older.
- I really don't have time to wash.
- The bathroom isn't warm enough.
- People who make soap are only after your money.
