Archive for the 'One Liners' Category

Life is like a roller coaster

Thursday, December 15th, 2005 at 7:32 am

You start out excited and full of anticipation, but once you get over the hill, you scream and want to get off as quickly as possible.

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by Gordy

Life is a coin

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005 at 7:13 am

You can spend it any way you wish, but you only get to spend it once.

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by Gordy

Making any New Year’s resolutions?

Monday, December 12th, 2005 at 8:04 am

Resolve to perform what you ought;
perform without fail what you resolve.

-Ben Franklin

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by Gordy

I don’t understand the Bible

Saturday, December 10th, 2005 at 11:19 am

You can’t understand any book you don’t read!

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by Gordy

Sin’s Attraction

Thursday, December 8th, 2005 at 7:24 am

Is sin so luscious that you will burn in Hell forever for it?

-Charles Spurgeon

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by Gordy

Sin in Children

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 at 7:18 am

Any man who declares children to be born perfect was never a father. Your child without evil? You without eyes, you mean!

-Charles Spurgeon

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by Gordy

See if you can pass the test no one else has

Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 4:42 pm

Many have tried, but no one has passed this test. Can you?

Take the test now – just 10 short questions.

by Gordy

The enemy

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005 at 8:34 pm

A military commander once said:

The enemy is before us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy is beside us – they can’t get away this time.

Some Christians say that they never get an opportunity to witness because they don’t ever run across any lost people. That is not true. They are before us, they are behind us, they are beside us – they can’t away this time. We just need to open our mouths.

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by Gordy

How much did he leave behind when he died?

Thursday, November 17th, 2005 at 8:06 am

He left it all.

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by Gordy

The Bible is full of mistakes

Thursday, November 10th, 2005 at 2:28 pm

Adam’s mistakes, Cain’s mistakes, Lot’s mistakes, Moses’ mistakes, David’s mistakes, Peter’s mistakes…

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by Gordy